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FAQs (no dive lessons here)

Where are you located?


Shore thing! We're a US-based company and every order is printed right here at home. Our print partners are in Florida and Texas, so your shirt never has to go on a long-haul liveaboard to reach you. We may be the Zero Viz Club, but we like our shipping crystal clear and our supply chain shallow.

Do you ship internationally?


Not yet, we're still in our shallow-water training! For now we only ship within the United States, but we're working on reaching more countries soon. To our international divers: hold your breath (not really, never hold your breath), because we're coming. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?


You bet your BCD you can! Once your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow it all the way to your door. Think of it as a dive buddy for your package: it never leaves your sight. Unlike your real dive buddy.

What materials are your products made of?


Good stuff, reely! We use high-quality fabrics that feel soft on the skin and hold up wash after wash, less scratchy. Unlike your wetsuit, they won't take 20 minutes to get on or smell funky after one dive. Exact materials vary by item, so check each product page for the deep dive.

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